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Penis putting 

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting.
Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting. She Penis Putted me" I explained to my neighbor last night after they heard her yelling "FORE!" and wondered what is going on next door?
Penis putting by OpheliMike August 25, 2023
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Putting the penis in a sheep's ass 

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.
I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.
Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.
Penis petting by Justabandkid July 8, 2018
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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