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Penis petting
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The
act
of turning
penises
into pets, as done by witches in the 15th
century
.
Peasant
1- Oh No my penis is
gone
.
Peasant
2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.
Penis petting
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Justabandkid
July 8, 2018
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