Penis pillow

Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.

My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

penis pillow

1.) audrey

2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny

my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me

by Randomwords22 June 13, 2018

Penis Pillow

A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.

My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.

by XxPUSSYxSLAY3RxX June 22, 2015

Penis Pillows

Luscious, female lips.

"Dude, Angelina Jolie has amazing penis pillows!"

"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."

by Forrest Olinger April 24, 2007

Penis Pillow

A wade of toilet paper used to keep your penis off of the toilet seat.

"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."

by AlaricGoof October 10, 2015

Pillow Penis

A gigantic, huge mega-penis. It is roughly the size of an anaconda. Since no condoms will fit a pillow penis, garbage bags may be substituted. Oral Sex may be dangerous with a pillow penis-many women have lost an eye due to the size of the jumbo penis.

Moose, bulls, elephants, and whales all have smaller penises than someone with a pillow penis.

by Mounted_by_the_Mountie January 26, 2010