Penis hood. also Penishood- when the fellas get together to watch a game or do some bird doggin. we in the penishood.
also used to describe prison life for men.

penis hood by boneyard G November 12, 2013

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penis hoodie

the hoodie covering the head of your weenie so that when it rains your weenie isn't even aware of it and it feels good when it slides back and forth : )

i envy my weenie on rainy days because it never forgets his hoodie at home like i do, darn!...penis hoodie

penis hoodie by G.Davis May 5, 2008

hooded penis

An uncircumcised penis that looks like it has a hood on.

Randy: Did you see Jacob today in the locker room?

Newman: Yeah, it looks like hes got the ole' hooded penis.

hooded penis by NEW YORK 23 May 31, 2009

penisholder

someone who holds other peoples penises
some one who is a loser,fag,or an idiot.
someone who has no life and no friends

Those Losers over there are such penisholders. they should get a life. Johnny your such a penisholder get a life bitch.

penisholder by FDFDFD March 28, 2007

penispoodle

Thought up by the uber leet cs player "nev4r", penispoodle was originally intended to be said with disgust, now it is used in a question-like form that can mean anything.

<me>Penispoodle?
<someone>Yes.

or

Penispoodle! im lagging.

penispoodle by pottyscam May 5, 2004

penisfood

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight.

Boy that lass is instant penisfood.

penisfood by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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