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Penis genuis 

Someone who is very erotically efficient with male genitalia
I was with a penis genuis last night. Unbelievable!!
Penis genuis by Bush breath January 13, 2021
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penis genuis 

Someone who thinks with their dick or someone very eroticaly efficient with male genitalia
I tried to tell him she was cheeting but he’s a penis genuis
penis genuis by Bush breath January 14, 2021

Penis Genius 

A Penis Genius is often (but not limited to) a girl who can do fantastic, funky things with a penis, resulting in pleasure that's off the chart. It is popular opinion that a Penis Genius must be a slut. Incorrect. A Penis Genius is more often than not a girl who is very conscious of her actions, the sort of "only doing things when i love him" kind of girl. The sort of girl who you must make your girlfriend before she reveals herself as a Penis Genius.
Note: A Penis Genius can also come in the form of a homosexual male.
Dude 1: "Hey dude! Your new Girlfriend seems nice, haven't seen her at many parties though, how is she?"
Dude 2: "Absolute Penis Genius!"

Dude: "Nice new boyfriend man."
Gay Dude: "Gosh he is just super. Fabulous with my penis. Total Penis Genius"
Penis Genius by Squirtle&Charmander September 10, 2011

Super Genius Penis 

When your penis is smarter then the person receiving it. We call that the “ Genius Penis “ but in the rare case your penis exceeds 200 IQ. Your lucky enough to Be gifted with “ super genius Penis “ and your dong will make sluts smarter!
“ Hey bro, that chick was retarded last week and can now count to 10. Do you think she’s taking super genius Penis? “
Super Genius Penis by Gavin ctw January 14, 2022

Your Genus Penis 

The ultimate insult to your friends entire GENUS
Greg: Your mom gay
Tim:Your dad lesbian
Greg:No u
Tim:Your fmaily tree Lgbt
Greg:Your species feces
Tim:Dont make me do it...
Greg: Do wwhatt...???
Tim: Your Genus Penis
Greg: *Explodes and penis gets ripped off.
Tim: I am sorry but u made me do it

your genus likes penis 

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.
George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.

Your genus likes penis 

A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!

Chad: your ancestors incestors!

Dave : your species feces

Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS

in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.
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Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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