Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others

Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately

by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022

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Penis Bandit

A person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.

"The penis bandit strikes again!"
"Did you hear that he's a penis bandit"
"Dude what's up with the penises! Are you a penis bandit?"

by Light and Dark Brigade October 3, 2007

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Penis Bandit

A penis bandit is someone who strikes with dicks when no one is around. There is a fine distinction between one who will draw penises for pleasure and one who sets a greater purpose to each shlong he draws. The more crafty and devious penis bandit is a person unbeknownst to the victim. The more mischevious penis bandit will strike psychological fear into the mind of his victim. There is often times a greater purpose to each shlong sent to the victim. The true craft of a penis bandit is unknown until s/he chooses to reveal their intentions.

Ross: Who's drawing all these elaborate penises?
Bundas: It's the penis bandit!! They drew a catfish penis! What the fuck!
Mike: Yo, that's meth!
Tyler: I wonder who it could be guys??
Dave: Bet it's that Trinni I live with!

by The Penis Bandit (Winters) March 25, 2010

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Penis Bandits

A gang from Pittsburgh who tags schools with a penis followed by the letters PB.

Teacher #1: The bathrooms where hit again.
Teacher #2: Those infamous penis bandits.

by DA INFAMOUS PB February 4, 2009

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Banana Penis

When the male genitalia (penis) has a slight curve when fully erect. The curve can be dramatic but is often subtle and can curve to the front or either of the sides. These legendary peni are hard to find but do exist and are often more pleasurable.

OMFG that Brazilian dude had a Banana Penis.

by Zombie Mazzy September 29, 2011

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