Penis Sweller 

A girl (or guy) who gives a guy an erection.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick's a penis sweller!

Guy 2: Who? RuPaul?

Guy 1: Yeah, why?

Guy 2: ...That's a tranny.

Guy 1: ...*retches 5 times, than pukes for 30 seconds* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Guy 2: ROTFLOL!

Penis Sweller by SSBSfanboy December 24, 2010

penis smeller 

Someone who smells penises

Hey penis smeller stop dining that you might be gay

penis smeller by Slurped buttface September 22, 2023