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Penis Rage 

Similar to Penis Envy and haterism mostly found in large males with small penis(s). Subjects affected will display a limited personallity usually manifest with phrases from six years of mainstream cinema and other sorts of bland entertainment choices. Males with penis rage will take all aggressions out on others more fortunate not only in life but down stairs.
"Man why is ryan being such a bitch on the internet?"
" His penis rage is actin up, another girl laughed at him."
"...ooohhhhhhhhh..."
Penis Rage by ZzZzZz? June 26, 2007
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Penis Rager 

The act of doing a line of cocaine off an acquaintance's penis.
It didn't take much convincing for Paul to do a penis rager with Frank.
Penis Rager by SlurpyDonut June 15, 2020

Penisage 

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.
Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.
Penisage by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

Penisbagel 

A penisbagel is the word used when one acts dumb or does something stupid or wrong constantly.
Friend 1: "Sorry I screwed up againnnnnn!"
Friend 2: "Stop being such a penisbagel man....."
Penisbagel by CalamariJesus October 2, 2015

penismage 

Short for penis-magician. Describing something as able to work magic into a penis; or work magic with a penis.
Not to be confused with ass-master(master of the rectum).
Z: Hey Tom seen the penismage today?
T: No didn't know there was one in town.
penismage by John Doser February 19, 2009

Penisdrage 

Noen som ofte spiller som "The plague" i spillet dead by daylight.
Han der spiller the plague. Han er en skikkelig penisdrage
Penisdrage by Not Lom September 13, 2024
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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