Penis Pop

A ice cream or popsicle in a round container with a plastic bottom you push up to get more in your mouth. Often used as practice for blow-jobs.

Person 1: Have you ever given a blow job before?

Person 2: No, I'm so nervous. I want to give Steven one.

Person 1: Try it out on a penis pop.

by Emla Alme June 1, 2009

penis pop

when you get hit on/or fall on your penis resulting in a very painful reaction and some funny looks

dude today in lunch i got a penis pop

by spying cow October 18, 2006

Penis pop

When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.

I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.

by stinkywhitedick July 6, 2015

penis pop

When you pop a vein in your dick.

Some Guy: "My penis had a stroke! Call my friends! Call CNN! Call 911! Let the whole world know that my penis had a stroke!"

Some other guy: "I popped my penis hemeroid! Give me raise!"

by I went numba 3 on yo mom September 4, 2005

pop a penis

To get really pissed off at someone.

Easy there Nick, no need to pop a penis.

by Bro Me March 7, 2011

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast

i have a pop up penis

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

pop out penis

A retracted penis, usually due to obesity, which is buried or hidden beneath the surface of the surrounding skin. Usually resembles a sphincter when not erect.

I thought he had a front butt, til he got horny. Then the pop out penis grew like a mighty redwood.... sapling.

by BrotherHolcomb October 25, 2020