penis pillow

1.) audrey

2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny

my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me

by Randomwords22 June 5, 2018

Penis Pillow

A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.

My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.

by XxPUSSYxSLAY3RxX June 17, 2015

Penis Pillows

Luscious, female lips.

"Dude, Angelina Jolie has amazing penis pillows!"

"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."

by Forrest Olinger April 17, 2007

Penis Pillow

A wade of toilet paper used to keep your penis off of the toilet seat.

"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."

by AlaricGoof August 28, 2015

Penis pillow

Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.

My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

Pillow Penis

A gigantic, huge mega-penis. It is roughly the size of an anaconda. Since no condoms will fit a pillow penis, garbage bags may be substituted. Oral Sex may be dangerous with a pillow penis-many women have lost an eye due to the size of the jumbo penis.

Moose, bulls, elephants, and whales all have smaller penises than someone with a pillow penis.

by Mounted_by_the_Mountie January 26, 2010