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Penis Patter

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.
"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."
by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016
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Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.
by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008
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harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?
Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.
by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008
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