Yo man, last night my girl came in the room, said she wanna do it, but i was masterbating so good-almost to climax, so i decided to penebate her. We both gained
1) the act of having sex with a partner without actually dating.
2) Similar to a booty call, typically a penedate starts after midnight where one, or both, parties have been drinking and get the urge to have sex. Typically, they are friends-with-benefits.
similar word: PENEDATER: A man who does not go out on dates but does meet up with a woman, usually late at night, to have sex.
“OKfellas, I have to go as soon as happy hour is over. I have a penedate.”
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"