The Grady/Pen Eater is a tall and wide thing. It survives on pen ink and it always carries the N word in its pocket. Is you see one and comes charging at you, don't worry it is bad at fighting so if you punch it, it will cry while holding its nose. This a very scary species.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"