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Pencil Seller

A crude, tongue-in-cheek insult implying a man is gay, based on immature innuendo rather than anything resembling logic or intelligence. Mostly used by people who think shock value = humour.
“I asked who was coming camping this weekend — nah, ado’s a bit of a pencil seller.”
by TheMando December 16, 2025
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