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Peeled banana 

A term used when someone wears their jacket off both shoulders, leading them to look like a peeled banana.
The girl slouched by, wearing her jacket like a peeled banana.
Peeled banana by Meimeiyang January 3, 2020

Banana Peeled 

When an enemy in a video game dies as a result of some part of the environment, such as a bear trap or cluster of rocks in Skyrim.

Idea from YouTuber and Twitch streamer Joov
"Damn, I totally banana peeled that bandit."
Banana Peeled by fishbowl347 August 27, 2023

Banana Peeler 

Female equivalent to a cherry popper.

A woman who has sex with virgins-
intentionally or not is beside the point.
Man, she's such a banana peeler!

She's going after eighteen year olds left and right!
Banana Peeler by Al Harwin May 10, 2009

banana peeler 

A Hamptonese word for a personal assistant, as a personal assistant would peel and banana for their boss if asked to do so
Jones' new banana peeler is smart, organized, and actually quite dedicated to his boss' life.
banana peeler by HamptonLiving January 29, 2012

Banana peeler 

A gimmicky and/or useless tool.
If you are thinking you'd like me to review your fantastic new banana peeler, I invite you to please fuck off.

AvE Dictionary.
Banana peeler by varu_nasolu September 13, 2019

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler 

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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