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Peeking Chicken 

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.
Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...
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Peeking Chicken 

The act of hiding an erection by pointing the head of the penis towards the head of the person and securing with the waistband of whatever you're wearing. In this way the head of the penis may appear to be peeking out.
Mrs Johnson called on me in class to standup and explain the answer, so I had to use the old peeking chicken to hide my erection.
Peeking Chicken by DirtCircle November 9, 2023

Chicken Pecking 

Using one finger to type on a keyboard; lack of keyboarding skills.
Sam: I saw Joey Chicken Pecking yesterday.

Tiff: Wow, he must really suck at typing.
Chicken Pecking by Kubajo December 7, 2012

chicken pecking 

A huge insult on the North Side.
It is hard to sound enthused when one is chicken pecking.