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Peeking Chicken 

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.
Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...
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Peeking Chicken 

The act of hiding an erection by pointing the head of the penis towards the head of the person and securing with the waistband of whatever you're wearing. In this way the head of the penis may appear to be peeking out.
Mrs Johnson called on me in class to standup and explain the answer, so I had to use the old peeking chicken to hide my erection.
Peeking Chicken by DirtCircle November 9, 2023

Chicken Pecking 

Using one finger to type on a keyboard; lack of keyboarding skills.
Sam: I saw Joey Chicken Pecking yesterday.

Tiff: Wow, he must really suck at typing.
Chicken Pecking by Kubajo December 7, 2012

chicken pecking 

A huge insult on the North Side.
It is hard to sound enthused when one is chicken pecking.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008