Peefd

To Queef and Pee at the same time.

I called Julia to see if she wanted to hang out but she said" no dude I can't hang out right now I just Peefd all over myself."

by Drowsyman March 30, 2010

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

Peed in the Ball Pit

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

by Horse News July 14, 2014

sofa king stew peed

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

Peedar

The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).

"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."

by Jay In MIA July 13, 2012

peefee

the name for "peefee" comes from pussy fart. meanin the farts that come from your vaginal region

"oh man your peefee's smell really bad today"

"no you cannot cover your peefee with a pillow, but you can try"

by britcait November 25, 2006

Peendog

A peendog is one of those things that cannot simply be defined by words but is truly renounced by the way it holds itself in the true sense of itself.

John: "Peendog man, peendog"

Lee: I couldn't agree more, couldn't agree more.

by THE REAL PEENDOG May 26, 2019