Peedlewhacker Share definition Flag A small penis that is owned by a cocky guy who thinks his penis is huge.. *in the locker room*“Damn Ryan you got a peedlewhacker” “Shut up”“Just sayin” Peedlewhacker by Who-bob-what-penis May 30, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Peedlewhacker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch