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Peedance 

The really cool and intuitive dance you do when you're waiting outside the bathroom or when you need to go, but can't
- What hell took you so long man? I was out here doing the peedance for 15 minutes!

- I was waiting in line to a club, when my urinary bladder hit it's peak. Tried to peedance it away but it couldn't be helped, so i had to leave my place.
Peedance by B0hem July 7, 2010
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When you are unable to solve a simple task or make a really dumb mistake, specifically when using a gibberish word or incorrect spelling.
"Lleyo? That was a total peepance moment."
peepance by Sheeto June 14, 2019

peeance freeance 

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".
A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.
peeance freeance by cazort May 26, 2006

Pee-pee dance!

A dance you do when you gotta go pee-pee really bad!
Pee-pee dance!

Crossing your legs and wiggleing up and down!

Crossing your legs and bouncing up and down!

Putting your legs and feet together and bouncing up and down!
Pee-pee dance! by Mooveerich May 5, 2008
A word president George W. Bush created. Nobody can begin to fathom what it means. Only used once, with the word 'freeance' succeeding it, during a speech.
"A peeance, freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact."
Peeance by Eliot Armstrong February 12, 2004

pee pee dance 

The dance which EVERYONE does when they have to urinate.
She did the pee pee dance as she waited to undo her tight leather chaps.
pee pee dance by Ferro July 4, 2004

Pee Pee Dance 

The fidgety dance a girl does when she's desperate to pee. Can be sexy in some situations.
"Last night Melanie had to go pee so bad she was doing the pee pee dance while waiting for the toilet. So hot man.
Pee Pee Dance by Buick450 October 25, 2017
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