Peebtastrophy 

When the Gross Domestic Peebers are exceeded by the Consumer Peeber Index. Also known as a lack of PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon).

Having drank the last two beers in the fridge, we reached a level of Peebtastrophy.

Peebtastrophy by zlyon October 21, 2010

Pietastrophy 

Disaster. Often involving a perfectly good pie being unintentionally discarded or rendered unconsumable. Can be used for other disasters also, in which the pie becomes a metaphor, or the pie prefix is substituded for the appropriate noun. Disaster may be small, medium or large.

A thousand curses on the man responsible for this pietastrophy, leaving me hungry in the late afternoon.

Looks like a bit of a pietastrophy down the front of her blouse there.

Fuck, one of my mam's has got burnt by the iron, what a pietastrophy.

Pietastrophy by Touchof thedowns July 4, 2004