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pedophobe 

The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.
The 1st grade teacher was secretly a pedophobe and resigned because he hated his class.
pedophobe by kmfr November 4, 2010
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pedophobe 

A person who possesses an abnormal fear of children.
The septigenarian tried to get the preschool across the street shut down because he couldn't stand the sound of the children playing - what a pedophobe.
pedophobe by sydstranda July 26, 2006

pedophobe 

An adult who is not attracted by children, sexually or otherwise, and who should remain childfree, but does not end uo doing it due to the blind pressure of social conformity.
You are such a pedophobe. Why on earth did you put children on earth?
pedophobe by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Pedophobe 

Someone with an abnormal fear/hatred of children often driving them to kill children. Think Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s.
A pedophobe dressed in purple killed 6 kids at Freddy’s yesterday.
Pedophobe by RedMoth27 April 30, 2020

pedophilesexual 

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual
pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.
Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

Pedophile State University 

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.
Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?
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