Expressing an attraction towards adults, it is a "philia" and is classed in the same boat as "homophilia" and "pedophilia" - which the APA did try to take out of their "Mental Illnesses" recently .
Graham is a womaniser (re: predator), who seduces (re: grooms) women to have sex (read abuse) with him every night .
A paraphilia in which the person afflicted is sexually attracted to adults. Since it is the most common paraphilia, and the vast majority of the world's population has it, those who do usually fail to realize that they have it, and end up ostracizing all other paraphilia, namely pedophilia or ephebophilia, insisting that they are "the norm". It can also be apparent in minors as well.
The vast majority of adults have teleiophilia. Anyone who doesn't is abruptly shunned.
"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year oldteacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.