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Pedophile: Game

A twisted version of hide and go seek where the hiders are children and the seeker(s) are pedophiles. Same rules as hide and go seek but once a hider is found/caught they are raped by the pedophile. Best if played at night and on school grounds (depending on the size of the playing area extra pedophiles may be needed) to add to the intensity that school children are running from a crazy pedophile. Some acting is required to get the best experience by both the pedophile and children: Player as the pedophile should make creepy grunts and scary laughs to scare the children, and children should scream and cry if caught and raped. Be warned that if school is by residential area and screaming is loud enough the police will be called. Invented by some crazy Gs up in Kenmore, Wa
Michael: We're playing pedophile tonight around 11
Alex: Sweet, who's playing pedophile?
Michael: Probably Taylor, he is the creepiest
Alex: Okay see you then

Pedophile: Game
by Elphy August 20, 2010
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game pedophile

n.

a term for gamers in online play that play people on a very lower level than themself to gain experience and go up levels.
Level 30 Player: i just totally pwned your n00b ass.

Level 7 player: your a game pedophile, play people your own level.
by Dave Passion July 16, 2006
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Video game pedophilia

Video game pedophilia is a term that has first existed in FIFA 09 back in 2008 when EA has created FUT (Fifa ultimate team) for unlimited purchases of the game, resulting in turning the game into a pussy club. Now the term has effected many games like Fallout 76 and many other fucking games that have loot boxes in term of pay to win bullshit scenarios.
Gamer 1: do I have to fucking pay lots of money for a fucking repair kit in fallout 76? FUCK YOU!!! I'm PLAYING GHOST OF TSUSHIMA: LEGENDS YOU PUSSY CLUB LOVIN' MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! FUCK VIDEO GAME PEDOPHILIA!!!!!
by RavenTrooper January 15, 2021
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Pedophilegate

The interfering with an investigation or public inquiry over anything related to child sexual abuse. For instance, the Trump Administration's meddling and blocking of public record data about Jeffrey Epstein, a convicted pedophile.
Pedophilegate is the result of the Trump administration's decision to keep the public record Epstein Files about convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein secret in order to shield other members of Epstein's sex trafficking network.
by MikesMultiMedia July 25, 2025
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