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Mr "Big man pedo" Flynn 

A lanky nonce who roams the halls in search of First years
Person 1: Hey did you see Liam recently?
Person 2: No, he got grabbed by Mr "Big man pedo" Flynn
Person 1: Ah, RIP

Pedomando 

An elite and highly skilled group of pedophiles that use the most advanced weapons and tactics to achieve sexual gratification.
Pedomando Force Zero GO!!!
Pedomando by Charles Wrona September 30, 2006

Pedomanimal 

A male narccist , illogical , anti-hindu Pedophile under the illusion of breeding through shit-hole as a perfect breeding method. Goes to an extent of ridiculing those who follow celibacy ( Brahmacharya )
can't differentiate between logic and illogical , Can't differentiate between truth and narration , can't differentiate between rational and irrational . In a nutshell anti-hindu dumb idiot ready to do any thing every thing told by a pedophile clergy
A Pedomanimal will conclude logical hindu scriptures as mythology , whereas the same Pedomanimal will conclude illogical flat earth theory manual bible as perfect religious manual

Pedomanimal 

A dangerous creature ,assole Motherfucker ,narcissist , pretends as intellectual , pretends as rationalist , , difficult to reason , fucks his mother's shit hole by force and threat on the instructions of some assole motherfucker in order to know whether his wife's vaginal hole can become a breeding hole or not .
A Pedomanimal will use undefined secularism in order to understand logic and science . A Pedomanimal will use undefined human rights in order to justify rights of perverted assole motherfucker pedophiles

Pedomanimal 

Any illogical , irrational , anti-hindu Pervert , dangerous Pedophile in private , without common sense , Pretends as communist , Rationalist , intellectual , writer , scientist ,human rights activist in public, wearing different masks in different places to sell utter falsehood , venom , poison and hatred , ready to fuck the assole of his own mother assuming it as a breeding hole , on the instruc tions of some Pedophile church clergy without even asking questions , so like creates imaginary stories on hindu gods , hindu scriptures without even reading anything , misleading anyone who wanted to explore the logic and TRUTH . Can't understand logic anbd truth with his limited knowledge . . In a nutshell a Dumb idiot assole MF unfit to live in a civilised society .
Pedomanimal is a dumb idiot assole MF will accept assole as a breeding hole but will dub celibacy as human rights violations

Pedomanimals 

Anti-Hindu organised DANGEROUS intellectual Terrorist goon Mafiosi . Plural of PEDOMANIMAL . Peadophiles , illogical , uneducated , uncultured , Perverts , Fanatic , Psychos , against logic
It ius very difficult to reason with Pedomanimals
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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