Jews for Jesus

Jews for Jesus. You can be a true Jew and love Jesus. Jesus was a Jew!
Jay is a big Jew for Jesus. He married Jesus because the big J is Jay’s bae.

When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.

They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.
by BeStill December 05, 2019
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Joe

Joe is a jackass. Wears too much eyeliner but can’t pull off the Prince look. Only Prince can do that. Jackass. Who cares how big it is when he acts like that. And no I don’t know if it’s big or not so don’t ask.
Joe don’t be a jackass in front of the kid. People are here for the music not you. Jackass.

She used to distract herself from stress and overwhelm by obsessing over Joe. Now that show knows that love is not the point for most people that enter a relationship of any sort, she’s over all.
by BeStill December 04, 2019
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Shoe shiner

He was raised on nothing but scrounged up enough to be a shoe shiner.

She impressed him with her resourcefulness as a shoe shiner so after she made his shoes look spiffy and new again he tipped her big time.
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Puma

I’m a ma and when I walk by people say p-u. So I thought if I wore Pumas they would say hey nice kicks and not notice the bo. It’s working!
The new Puma ads are sick!
by BeStill December 02, 2019
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Pedo man

A pedo man farts (Spanish) while on foot. A pedo man likes to walk barefoot as he is of the soil. Don’t walk beside or behind the pedo man in case of severe flatulence.
That ped (pedestrian) of the soil is a total pedo man because he walks in the soil while passing gas. Not to be confused with a pedophile. They wear shoes. And fart inside.
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Lost children

She had felt that something was missing for decades. She sought to fill the missing pieces with work of passion. To change the world in a way she couldn’t change this feeling of loss. Of Lost Children. her lost children. her sons. Childhoods she will not know. In a world gone mad she sought to be love and light. Stronger now she can fight but would rather not have to be constantly prepared for war.
She dreams of a reunion with her Lost Children. Has the world found her lost boys and surrounded them in warmth and love. Tears emptied under a wobbly shower head.
by BeStill December 05, 2019
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Crackhead

Seeing someone as a crackhead depends on your background and perspective. Some people see people that drink caffeine, smoke cigarettes or buy scratch tickets as crackheads. Other people only see people that actually use crack as crackheads. People do not intentionally become crackheads. They are tricked into it. Please understand this. Nobody goes around asking to start being a crackhead. It is started for them and then continues by the crackhead maker, the crackhead’s lack of access to resources, etc.
She smoked left over butts because she was broke and then got called a crackhead.

She cherry picked cuz she was super thrifty and oops some butts were dipped. Crackhead.

She walked five miles a day for a week, drank too much coffee, ate really really well, and had so much energy people said- whoa. Crackhead energy.

She was a fast talking East Coaster who had recently moved to a chill island and when she opened her mouth people said- crackhead.

Her boyfriend had plans to pimp her out so made her a crackhead.
by BeStill December 01, 2019
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