Pecker Pal

When you and your buddy practically have the same penis. Not to be confused with dongleganger.

Broski 1-Bro were pecker pals! Our meat sticks look exactly the same!
Broski 2-For sure my dude! Do you think if we blindfolded your chick she could tell us apart by our dongs?
Broski 1- Only one way to find out!

by KooterIntruder July 11, 2019

pecker pals

the engaging of two like species , commonly two boys who like each others masculine qualities to the point that they are in love with each others peckers. for example nick kemp is pecker pals with clint gothier. they often find themselves relaxterbating each other with peanut butter.

nick kemp and clint became pecker pals after the date at Zaxby's

by adkins ..biotch April 11, 2005

pekker palsey

a slang term used to describe impatiency

"I wouldn't do that if I were you. What, are you trying to get pekker palsey?"

Val: "Did you get laid by that guy at the bar last night?"
Abby:"Not by him he had pekker palsey, so I went upstairs and fucked his best friend"

by Lizzle Pizzle January 10, 2008

peckerpalooza

A societal maelstrom brought on by a few - or many - miscreants who force themselves on women.

"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."

by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017

Pale Pucker

An ass recently waxed and bleached.

Her pale pucker gleamed brightly in the darkness of her bedroom.

by John A W September 25, 2005

palowski pucker

While getting a rim job, heat up a cheddar and broccli hot pocket at double the time. When done, you slam it on your cock. Causing not only your asshole to pucker up, but your partiner's lips will also!

When there is an abundence of hot pockets, there is always the "palowski pucker"!

by heat treat March 10, 2011