A whole bunch of people died and came to
heaven. They met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he directed them to a large tour bus behind them.
"Come on folks," he smiled, "It's time for your first tour around
heaven."
So they all got on the bus, and Saint Peter was pointing out the sights as they went by. They came to a large, 12-foot tall brick
wall, and he stopped the bus.
"Now, I'm going to
ask you all to be very quiet as we go past this
wall," Saint Peter said. All the people grudgingly complied, and they drove past the long, blank
wall. When they got to the other side, someone asked:
"Saint Peter, why did we have to be quiet while going past that wall?"
"Oh," he laughed, "That's where all the Catholics are. They still think they're the only people up here."
