(Noun) The hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to anal hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.

Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration

I was about to give this gorgeous boi a good rimming, but put my tongue away when I saw butt peanuts

I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!

butt peanuts by vanderspoor August 3, 2011

peanut butt jelly

When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.

Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.

peanut butt jelly by Seantel83 March 31, 2016

Peanut Butter Butt

1.Is the result of a combination of a moist sticky poop that is pinched off too early and a poorly wipped ass. This can lead to dingleberries,klingons and most definately skid marks. Is most commonly found in males.
2. The feeling that you can't wipe your ass clean.

1. I had Peanut Butter Butt after the Indian food so now I have skid marks.

2. No matter how many times I wipe I still fell like I have peanut butter butt.

Peanut Butter Butt by gcribb January 3, 2006

Peanut Butt

The last 10% of a Peanut Butter jar that is so hard to get to with a knife.

Dave opened up the peanut butter jar and exclaimed "Aw man, all that's left is the Peanut Butt!"

Peanut Butt by PDXWaterproof June 12, 2015

peanut butter butt boom surprise

When a person puts a peanut filled balloon in their anal cavity and squeezes the peanut butter out in a projectile fashion into another person face.

do you know that girl Cindy? i heard she gives the best peanut butter butt boom surprises. i just want to get a really creamy peanut butter butt boom surprise.

peanut butter butt boom surprise by the dirty joay stain December 9, 2008

peanut butt air

When somebody eats so many peanuts that it causes them to fart

Hide the peanuts real quick. Last time he ate so many he had a bad case of peanut butt air

peanut butt air by Lyricalroger August 31, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026