Peanut Butter attacks 

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.

Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies

Peanut Butter attacks by booty bumpa October 18, 2009

Peanut butter sneak attack

When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face

Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.

Peanut butter sneak attack by LjDG July 19, 2018

peanut butter heart attack 

That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.

"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"

"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."

peanut butter heart attack by optimus primed May 3, 2012