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Peace monkey 

A substitute word for "God"

Originated from the misheard lyrics of "O Fortuna".
Be good for the peace monkey's sake!!!
Peace monkey by GKDR2 March 5, 2019
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Peace Monkey 

Left-wing bitches who oppose any war or military operation conducted by the United States and its allies - but see no problem with attacks and killings committed by the enemies of the US and its allies. Originated by Savannah, GA radio talk show host Ben Bennett just after 9/11.
I was at the Marine recruiting station today, and there were a bunch of Peace Monkeys outside calling us "baby killers."
Peace Monkey by truelover3 June 4, 2010

peace monkey 

what right-wing nazis call anti-war protesters.
peace monkey by Sandypeacemonkey March 22, 2003

peace monkey 

The member of the gang
known for having the stash of guns.
Yo this nigga lost his gatt, he'll have to visit the "peace monkey".
peace monkey by Brainiac September 29, 2003

peach monkey 

An overagressive date partner who prematurely snatches the peach.
Janet says, "Marty's a real peach monkey, he's already rounded third base"
peach monkey by DocJuan September 17, 2007

Peach Monkey 

A girl that gets really worked up and climbs all over you.
When Melissa gets turned on, she is a real peach monkey and climbs all over her man trying to quench her desires!
Peach Monkey by Mr Renaissance July 10, 2014

monkey steals peach

A ninja technique. Drop to the right knee, swinging the arms like windmills to deflect any defense the opponent may offer. The left arm is used to block any attacks, protecting the face as you slide foward without stepping. The right arm swings up and back, circling from the shoulder. Turn the palm up as it swings between the enemy's feet to stun him. Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm with fingers bent at first joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw fist. The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediatly clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.
Solomon, I've heard enough from you...you must now suffer, Monkey Steals Peach!!!
monkey steals peach by AnGdyDrew March 31, 2005
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