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Payton's Dad 

A person who loves spicy food more than anything in the world.
person 1:"I fucking love spicy food."
person 2: "your such a payton's dad!"
Payton's Dad by skykam007 March 30, 2010

Payton’s soulmate 

“Hey, who’s Payton’s soulmate?”
“Oh it’s Ash. Isn’t that obvious? They’re meant to be.”

Payton’s birthday month 

June :) the whole month of June. (Birthday is in the 26th tho REMEMBER IT)
Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day

payton snyder

One of the best girls you'll ever meet
Payton Snyder is a very kind and loving person. She won't show that she cares but she really does.

Payton Simmons 

a thot. she thinks everyone wants to be like her and thinks she is a queen, but no one likes her.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.
Person 1: Do you see that? That girl just got mad at someone for having the same shoes as her.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.
Payton Simmons by anna_oop69 October 8, 2019

Payton Sexual

the state of being in love/liking Payton Fitzhugh because she’s a good kisser
hey dude I heard you were payton sexual and I just wanted to know if that was true?
Payton Sexual by Jason Wade June 2, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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