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An amazing friend who is a pleasure to be around. A very athletic person who mostly plays lacrosse. He is very intelligent and loves to read. A very shy and quiet person who is never really the leader. He's also very kind, loyal, and funny once you get to know him. He can have his stupid moments, but it is always worth it in the end. Payson is one of the greatest people I have ever met :]
Payson is badass, it is just common sence.
Payson by n0daybut0day October 31, 2011
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An amazing friend, athlete, and actor. A girl named Payson is a natural born athlete, normal plays basketball. All the guys want her and all the girls wanna be her. Payson is by far the coolest name ever
Wow that girl is really good at basketball, her name must be Payson
Payson by Bballgurl_61 July 20, 2016
small redneck infested town, overly populated by Illegal Aliens.
Redneck: Think im'a play muh Gee-tar, maybe one of them nice feller's right there will join me with some maraca's.Yee dawgy!

Alien: Si.Chi-wah wah. LALALALAL.

Redneck:Payson's purdy darn neat, got me some maraca playin fellers, and they'll even mow muh lawn. Yee haw!
Payson by GrimKitty October 14, 2008
teammate 1- hey did you see Payson out on the field today?

teammate 2- omg i know she is sooo good! i wish i was as skilled at the art of laxing as she is!

teammate 3- ditto! but thats like physically impossible. shes that amazing.

all three teammates- *sigh*
Payson by laneyyyyylooooo April 22, 2011

Payson High School 

shit hole filled with racist homophobic assholes
“payson high school is a shit hole and everyone has stds”
Payson High School by vvv07 September 15, 2021

paytonsexual

Im paytonsexual
Wym
I like Payton moormeier
paytonsexual by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021

payton moormeier

An amazing boy! He’s very sweet and nice, cares a lot about his fans and family! He’s someone you would like to be friends with and want to meet in person.
Payton Moormeier
payton moormeier by Ausha April 17, 2019
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