Paula Wal-nuts

- Someone who tries to out drive transport trucks. On the highway
- Uses Catch phrases such "Dinkle Dwarf." or "What a dip stick"
-Conserves 7 year old food in the 4 different freezers in hopes to one day become a time capsule
-Turns vechicles into mini-marts

-Humming to tunes, she wishes she knew the word too
-Making up her own phiosphies such as "When your swiming use a floating around your neck to prevent water from entering your ears."
-Owns 70274927493 pairs of shoes
-Thinks she IS hockey night in Canda
-And enjoys having people give her and her toronto maple leaf flag the finger
-Enjoys geneology even on families that isn't her (Facebook creeper)
-Records 56830545 shows at once and hogs all 5 T.V.'s in the house
-Buys her kids chocolate for easter only to hide them for herself
----- Future A&E special Hoarders

"Look at all the old food in your freezer -- Looks like you pulled a Paula Wal-nuts"

Paula Wal-nuts by shjoch April 7, 2010

Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.

I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!

Pauly Walnuts syndrome by TaurusDude999 December 26, 2023

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022