Paul Goding

Paul Goding AKA mr salad fingers the whitest person you will ever see one shade behind death Smokes so much his eyes look permanently stoned often has many sick days due to his diet of weed and energy drinks

Paul Goding isn't in today probably smoking that good shit till late

by Me weed smoker April 27, 2020

Going to Paul's

Taken from the dire Glade Touch n' Fresh advert where a whiny child declares to his mum that he is 'Going to Paul's house to do a poo' purely because they have the aforementioned fragrancing product in the toilet.

Jo "Are you ready?"
Alison "Give me five, I'm just going to Paul's"

by Brooksey July 28, 2009

Going Sean Paul

When someone goes ham while wall bouncing in gears of war.

Damn Joe is going Sean Paul!!!!!!

by The 67th man October 18, 2011

Going to see Paul

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Based upon the Glade 'Touch 'n' Fresh' advert where the boy will only do a poo at his friend Paul's house.

Taking a shit, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Just going to see Paul, be back in 10!

by me old fruity July 18, 2011