Pattywagon

The cop van patrolling the streets looking for people that are cutting school. Usually the sweeps are from 930-1230 AM.

Damn, hide behind that tree so the pattywagon doesnt see you.

by elana January 21, 2006

Pattywagon

A slang term to piss off an Irish man.

"Muh muh u pattywagon."

"Nick nack patty wack give the dog a bone this old man came rolling home..."

by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017

PattyWagon

A trivia team in Central New York that is god awful.

The PattyWagon team has come in last place again!

by Nonamemini April 22, 2018

Patty Wagon Bitch

Someone who group-thinks/can’t think for themselves. A follower. Is usually doing some goofy shit and getting on the ‘patty wagon’ to nowhere. Like Spongebob and Patrick.

Why would Norman be at the mall with those boys who stole his money? What a Patty Wagon Bitch.

by doja4444 January 18, 2020

paddywagon

A police wagon used for hauling criminals. Often due to the stereotype of Irish (Paddys= Pattys= Patricks) being arrested for public intoxication. Also due to the high number of Irish men employed as police officers during the late 19th and early 20th centuries

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Partywagon

Vehicle containing 2 or more people. Partywagons are usually on missions to find beer and/or drugs, and travel to and/or from parties.

"Party at who's house? I've got Jordan with me, we'll start up the partywagon."

by KellieIrene July 20, 2008

Velvet patty wagon

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.

My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004