Patrick Stewart is a medical condition that if contracted, results in chronic pubic alopecia (permanent loss of the pubes).
Tammy reluctantly relieved herself in a Port-A-John in the parking lot of a Dio concert and found she had caught a case of Patrick Stewart from the toilet seat. Her boyfriend Ronny will no longer be her “Holy Diver” as she had patchy pubes.
by Burt R August 13, 2008
Get the Patrick Stewartmug. by Me March 5, 2004
Get the Patrick Stewartmug. A British actor best known for his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the 1980s Star Trek spin-off series Star Trek: The Next Generation
Trekkie 1: Is it unpopular to say that I think Patrick Stewart is a better actor than William Shatner?
Trekkie 2: Nope. Shatner's a douche so I'd say it's alright.
Trekkie 2: Nope. Shatner's a douche so I'd say it's alright.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
Get the Patrick Stewartmug. Your balls, both of them.
Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)
by 103.6 the mogga November 12, 2025
Get the Patrick Stewart'smug.