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An extremely friendly Asian person. Patbros are always there for you when you are feeling down(to drink).However, they can be a major cockblockers at opportune times. When Patbros are forced into an uncomfortable situations they can into complete assholes and always pull down others around him. They can be assholes at times, but in reality, they are just pussy-bitches. They are scared of ghosts.
Rohan: Thats a hot girl!
Girl: Hi, is your name Rohan?
Patbro: No, his name is MACCHAR! ;-)!
Patbro by Cockblocked by PATBRO November 23, 2021

thot patrol translation

An elite group who translate hentai doujins into shakespearean english
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Rat Patrol 

A "Rat Patrol" is a group of lowly thugs hired by bigger gangs and mafias to murder snitches or "rats".
Gang Leader: "FUCK! Jermaine ratted us out to the cops."
Gang Co-Leader: "We got the Rat Patrol on it, he won't last a day."
Rat Patrol by Scekhcsy Foxmonk June 26, 2010

Thot Patrol 

A extremely skilled task force that was made one thing...

Eliminate all thots from the face of the earth.
Bitch boy: Yo Dan I was saved today.
Dan: Bruh what happened!?
Bitch boy: I was about to hit Chelsea from the back when I realized that she had used that thot dog Snapchat filter in her story!
Dan: Bruh what!
Bitch boy: Ya! That's when I found out she was a thot and before I could stick my dick in her pussy and receive every STD known to man, the thot patrol bursted through the wall and yelled "THOT B GONE!" And erased the thot from existence.
Dan: You can always count on Thot Patrol
Thot Patrol by Vaporwave Daddy August 30, 2017

Patrochilles 

One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too
Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?

Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!

Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.

Fangirl Beta: I know right?!
Patrochilles by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016

Thot Patrol 

A group of superior entities who's primary goal is to rid the Earth of all thots and thottery alike.
dem dere Thot Patrol haveth clensed my neighborhood of thots
Thot Patrol by PsuedOwO June 26, 2017

thot patrol 

A squad of real niggas who help lesser niggas identify potential and well know thots in order to stop the thot from playing with a niggas emotions.
nigga: Damn man, this chick is hot!
thot patrol: NO, MAN! She a thot! dont let her play with your heart nigga!
nigga: thanks man!
thot patrol by Frankuuu December 1, 2016