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Pataloha Hawaiian shirts bring out a side of man that remains hiding away in its own giny during most periods of the year. Contrary to the average Hawaiian shirt, these fabrics physically enlarge the man's coin-purse to allow for higher capacity in the act of drinking tropical alcohol, lobbying for milf intercourse, and shitting in the cruise-ship pool.
Some who proudly don the shirt: Chunk from the Goonies, John Candy, John Belushi, Eric Park
Slampiece A: "Did you see that old guy in the Pataloha?"
Slampiece B: "omyged meh giny tickles."
by NorwegianCruiseLine December 02, 2011
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