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Pastorized 

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.
That poor boy has been pastorized
Pastorized by Consuela October 28, 2019

Patronized 

When someone baby talks you or talks down to you
Everyone patronized the puppy
Patronized by Cookie102189 December 25, 2019

Pastorize 

The act of molestation upon a minor, as performed by a pastor.

Pastorize, pastorized, pastorization.
I am going to pastorize this choir by.
I don't go to church because I was pastorized.
There have been a cavelcade of pastorization cases in town.
Pastorize by Queefmobile December 20, 2020

pasturized milk 

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.
Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.
pasturized milk by QuacksO February 12, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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