Pastornized

When the priest takes the boy to the back room

Father finnely just pastornized all over my back mommy

by Lippy1488 December 23, 2016

Pastorized

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

by Consuela October 28, 2019

Patronized

When someone baby talks you or talks down to you

Everyone patronized the puppy

by Cookie102189 December 25, 2019

Pastorize

The act of molestation upon a minor, as performed by a pastor.

Pastorize, pastorized, pastorization.

I am going to pastorize this choir by.
I don't go to church because I was pastorized.
There have been a cavelcade of pastorization cases in town.

by Queefmobile December 20, 2020

pasturized milk

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019