pastey

being so white that you reflect light or temporarily blind people.

damn, her legs be so pastey that I have to wear UV sunglasses whenever I get within a 5 mile radius.

by hydrogenated December 12, 2005

pastey

usually a pale, skinny, long shaggy haired, crackhead.
skin tone is very abnormal, looks high 24/7.

man thats your boyfriend? he looks like some pastey dude from upstate.

by andy Viet G style July 29, 2008

Pastey

to be nasty.

Person 1: "i really like Josh"

Person 2: "eww thats pastey."

by Lilygee December 29, 2008

Pastey

Refers directly to skin colour. Of a hue somewhat unusual or odd. White or dough white. Sometimes mentioned in concern with ill health or lack of sunlight. Origin unknown but in common use in both Lancashire and parts of Yorkshire.

They'res look pastey.Best get out while sun is.

by Professor Dhoom April 30, 2022

Pastey nigga

When white guys try to be black

" Ethan Brett is the official pastey nigga"

by Yolo swag titties September 16, 2014

pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it

person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!

by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017

pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007