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ParrotAss

Something that dont exist since parrot doesnt have ass
Used to question if parrots have an ass
Does ParrotAss?
No
by ParrotGab February 7, 2021
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Parrotability

1. The ability to take care of and love a parrot.

2. The ability to retain information and remember it word for word.
1. Freyja has great parrotability, she really loves birds.

2. Elissa has parrotability, she can repeat what she's been told word for word.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Parrot Ass

Blunt force trauma to the anus caused by a massive dump. This Cleveland steamer causes extreme discoloration and often bright colors around the brown eyed monster similar to a parrot. These massive drain stainer's are often accompanied by loud straining or squawking noises much like a parrot.

Parrot Ass can also be caused by extreme sexual spanking also producing bright colors directed mainly on the ass cheeks. Loud parrot like squawks also accompany this ass pounding.
Me watching 2-Girls-One-Cup:"Check out the parrot ass on that chick!"
Me:"Why are you walking funny, and why were you screaming like a bird?"
Roommates Girlfriend:"He just gave me a mean case of parrot ass."
Me:"Sounded painful."
Roommates Girlfriend:"My ass looks like an angry clown!"
by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008
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Parrotsite

n - {par-uht-sahyt} - A fervent follower of all things Jimmy Buffet. Typically a no life, middle-aged, pot-bellied, balding alcoholic that hangs around in karaoke bars singing (butchering) “Margaritaville” or “Cheeseburger in Paradise” to try and attract a mate only to end up going home alone and cross-dressing while his dog licks his legs.
John: Hey, you wanna come play poker that the Parrot Pub tonight?
Us: Nope, that place is too full of Parrotsites.
by A. Friend July 1, 2007
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Parrotfish

An Armenian male with an aquiline nose and a bushy goatee; an Armenian man that is handy with fixing things; a handyman.
Razmik is a parrotfish.

Razmik can fix that door because he's such a parrotfish.
by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011
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Drug Parrots

Drug Parrots are generally red macaws, bred and trained from birth to sniff out drugs when the drug dogs are unable to find any.

With ancestors having been in South America where the plant that coke is from is prolific, red macaws (and essentially all drug birds) can sniff out coke very well.

So while it may seem like they are chewing on something, they aren’t. They’re just sniffing for drugs.

You better not have any or they’ll catch you.

Below is what would happen to you if attacked by a drug parrot
Drug parrots are scary.

That’s why they use them Dave!
by Stillherechile May 4, 2022
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parrot ass

made popular by lil wayne, parrot ass is used to define something that is fly shit, or that cool shit.
man that nigga lil wayne is that parrot ass
by Matt Hood November 25, 2007
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