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Parrotsite 

n - {par-uht-sahyt} - A fervent follower of all things Jimmy Buffet. Typically a no life, middle-aged, pot-bellied, balding alcoholic that hangs around in karaoke bars singing (butchering) “Margaritaville” or “Cheeseburger in Paradise” to try and attract a mate only to end up going home alone and cross-dressing while his dog licks his legs.
John: Hey, you wanna come play poker that the Parrot Pub tonight?
Us: Nope, that place is too full of Parrotsites.
Parrotsite by A. Friend July 1, 2007
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parrotsite 

Cross between parrot and parasite - someone with no original ideas of their own but who squawks out other peoples ideas and tries to take credit for them.
I mentioned a cost-effective solution and my parrotsite co-worker ran and told the boss she came up with it.
parrotsite by watrgrl October 29, 2012

Parrisite 

The term Parrisite refers to a business associate who relies on, or brown-nosing wannabe who seeks, political patronage, from Rex Parris mayor of Lancaster, California. Also used to refer to Antelope Valley power brokers.
"Apparently he's another Parrisite, trying to win favor with Rex by speaking in favor of the Wal-Mart Supercenter next to Quartz Hill High School.
Parrisite by Sick N. Tired July 23, 2009

parrotitus 

When you suddenly can't type properly on a computer/device because someone is looking over your shoulder at what you are typing.
I suffer from parrotitus when my boss is looking over my shoulder at my work.
parrotitus by Si Ti April 22, 2021

parrotter 

When more than one person posts the same comment on a Facebook status, when the answer has clearly been established by the first commenter.

The same goes for Yahoo!Answers.
Karen Smith: What time does Tesco shut today?

Bob Smith: It closes at 2.
Helen Brown: 2
Jack Steele: shuts at two
Jordan Robertson: two i think
Karen Smith: Thanks guys!
Harry Jackson: closes at 2
Jane Jones: two o'clock xxxx
Karen Smith: Thank you.
John Smith: Lmfao, parrotters!

parrotive 

A pre-scripted talking point meant to be repeatedly spoken as “truth” until everyone believes the fallacy is fact...
All you have is an MSM parrotive that is not and never has had any basis in reality...
parrotive by Swissman11 November 29, 2020

parrotte 

Sexy sweet. Always caring. If u get a parrotte always take care of it because they are fucking amazing in bed and are fucking sweet in every way. They will do anything for you and then cherish you like a gem.
That guy has to be a parrotte
parrotte by Vulkarr June 21, 2017
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