parothead 

Hedonistic groupies who follow Jimmy Buffett and The Coral Reefers band. Parotheads show up 12 hours before a concert and party all day until the concert starts. At the concert, they sing along becasue they know every verse, word, and phrase of every song.

You know you're a Parothead if "fins-up" makes you instantly put your hands together above your head (in the fashion of a shark fin).

parothead by StevenA May 2, 2007

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest 

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.

Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest by One Large June 17, 2020

Pothead Chihuly 

One who takes a glassblowing class for the sole purpose of learning how to construct their own personalized bong. The Chihuly part refers to world-renowned glassblowing artist Dale Chihuly. The pothead part is pretty self-explanatory.

Plural: Pothead Chihulies

Dude, Jordan and Jill are such Pothead Chihulies! Jordan is taking a glassblowing class and all she and Jill ever talk about now is how they are gonna personalize their bong! Jordan is probably the biggest Pothead Chihuly I know.

Pothead Chihuly by SavageLove May 7, 2009

silent pothead

a person who is a pothead but noone would think they would be.

someone who smokes weed or drugs alot and denys it to the public is considered a silent pothead

silent pothead by James maginbush October 8, 2005

Potheady 

When somebody gives off a pothead vibe for a long period of time

Man that dude is always high and looks a mess, he is so potheady

Potheady by aMezing June 24, 2020

pothead 

Someone who believes (1) any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and (2) any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.

John: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Pothead: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
John: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."
Pothead: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."
John: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."
Pothead: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"
John: "You're full of shit. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."
Pothead: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"

pothead by Rupert S. Pottingham January 21, 2006

pothead professional 

A regular cannabis user who successfully pursues a professional career.

I saw my high school principal at a festival this summer; he's a pothead professional.

pothead professional by DiggityDank February 18, 2006