Parcel arse 

When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel

Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse

Parcel arse by Gaybou July 26, 2021

arse parcel 

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!

'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'

arse parcel by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006

Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.

Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell

Arse Parpel by hillbillybob12 January 21, 2013