An oft used nick-name given to one who regularly trolls web forums for
attention by posting highly repetitive condescending political and social beliefs which are a
contradiction(s) onto themselves. A Paratard is most often encountered within the
internets emulation scene.
Paratard: "Just got my disability check and decided to blow it on bargain bin video games instead of
f'in around on the internets or watching
Bill O'Rly on FAUX News as usual.... I have the rest of the month to do that! BTW this country is being ruined by
liberal bums from California who are just sitting around watching TV while collecting unemployment checks."