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Paraquat 

A toxic chemical widely used as an herbicide (plant killer), primarily for weed control.

MAKE SURE TO SEE paraquat lung
Damn, this shit will give you paraquat lung
Paraquat by jtk September 24, 2004
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paraquat 

An inanimate object that resembles a paraqueet with a fucked skull.
Damn paraquats keep fuckin with my head.
paraquat by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

Paraquat 

a poisonous substance that can be very toxic if inhaled or digested, much like people
That girl over there is a paraquat.
Paraquat by Jaxx2121 July 10, 2021

paraquat pot 

In the 1960s, the Government sponsored a program called "Paraquat Pot" in which they sprayed the very harmful herbicide paraquat on marijuana fields in South America, which were distributed mostly to Americans. It was called Paraquat Pot.
Yeah, we used to smoke that paraquat pot back in the 60s. They just don't make it like they used to.

paraquat lung 

Urban legend. Smoking marijuana sprayed with paraquat has no ill effects. The myth was propagated by anti-drug activists to deter the smoking of pot in general.
Gullible Moron: Oh shit, I hope I don't have the paraquat lung from this shwagg
Enlightened Skeptic: Don't worry, that's just a myth constructed by the fascists and religious fundamentalists who want to legislate morality.

Paraquat lung 

Lung disease caused by the contact herbicide paraquat which selectively accumulates in the lungs and is highly toxic. Once X-rays show changes from paraquat are evident in the lungs, death is virtually certain.

Paraquat lung emerged as a health concern in the 1970s, when the US government sprayed paraquat aerially over some illegal marijuana fields in Mexico. Some of the sprayed plants were harvasted prematurely before they died, causing paraquat lung in purchasers who smoked it.
Oh shit, i hope i dont have the paraquat lung from this shwagg, wait, i never smoke shwagg....
Paraquat lung by jtk September 24, 2004

Human Paraquat 

Literally, a human buzzkill, as Paraquat is used to kill Marijuana thus literally killing potential buzz.
The Dude: You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fucking glad man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to in it on, and you'd just met me. You...you...human paraquat!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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