Parajoking 

Parajoking - when you paraphrase a stand up comedian, spin the joke up and claim it as your own.

John: I owe you this time dawg, lemme get you a 2 piece fish meal at The Manchester(Windsor, ON). Steve: Thanks man yoyo, don't worry about the tarter sauce, my tooth tarter build up will take it's place.

Background Ambience For A While Girl: Aww, thats just gross! And STOP THE PARAJOKING! Ruining the rep of olelate Mitch Hedberg!? Its "I got so much tarter, I don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit!"

Parajoking by tjfoz6 April 2, 2011

Paranoying 

The act of causing another to feel paranoid.
An informal term, this is not a real word.

Stop it, dude you're paranoying me.

Paranoying by Stevef1310 October 19, 2018

paranoing 

a word commonly used by stoners

Him whispering is so paranoing...

paranoing by kellelizabeth June 24, 2016

Paramoring

Listening all day to Paramore's music

Tony: Hey Sarah, What are you up to?

Sarah: Paramoring!!!

Tony: Cool! ;)

Paramoring by anotherurbanperson August 14, 2009

Paranoying 

To make one paranoid.

"stop it, you're paranoying me"

Paranoying by ConorMcHugher1 April 6, 2010

Paradoxing 

Verb form of paradox

I was paradoxing my sentences all day long.

---It is very true that all I do is lie--

Paradoxing by huthutllll January 14, 2009

paranoing 

The state of being paranoid

You are paranoing me to a point of insanity.

paranoing by BTAS-K July 31, 2004