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Taking the papiss
When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse
Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?
Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal
Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal
Taking the papiss by Sir Maximus of Branning July 28, 2012
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joe pappies
joe pappies by Mandyland13 June 16, 2018
pappies
- Things that are generally round and for some reason drive men crazy.
- They make people think you want them to throw things in between them.
- Dirty pillows, golden bozos, "the twins", tits, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, boobies and generally third base in male mythology.
- The universal answer to all questions.
- What brings peace and joy to mankind.
- They make people think you want them to throw things in between them.
- Dirty pillows, golden bozos, "the twins", tits, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, boobies and generally third base in male mythology.
- The universal answer to all questions.
- What brings peace and joy to mankind.
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