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When a female accidentally urinates on the doctor’s hand during a pelvic exam.
During my annual exam the doctor induced a pappiss, and I made quite a mess.
Pappiss by D. Lane June 1, 2022
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Taking the papiss 

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse
Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal

joe pappies 

Big ole titties!!
Yo, you seen that lady?!? She had some Joe Pappies!!!
joe pappies by Mandyland13 June 16, 2018
Somebody who is a "pampered princess", usually a girl. Also referred to as: Queen Pampiss
Aysha: I don't have a lot of money to go shopping on Saturday.
Elan: Well, my dad just gave me $100 dollars!
Aysha: Ugh, your so spoiled.
Elan: I know!
Aysha: Did i mention you were a pampiss?
Pampiss by TheFirst March 27, 2009
- Things that are generally round and for some reason drive men crazy.

- They make people think you want them to throw things in between them.

- Dirty pillows, golden bozos, "the twins", tits, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, boobies and generally third base in male mythology.

- The universal answer to all questions.

- What brings peace and joy to mankind.
Yo', check out her pappies! I'd love to get lost in those.
pappies by d' man November 4, 2007
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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