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When a female accidentally urinates on the doctor’s hand during a pelvic exam.

During my annual exam the doctor induced a pappiss, and I made quite a mess.

Pappiss by D. Lane June 1, 2022

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Taking the papiss

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse

Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal

Taking the papiss by Sir Maximus of Branning July 28, 2012

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joe pappies

Big ole titties!!

Yo, you seen that lady?!? She had some Joe Pappies!!!

joe pappies by Mandyland13 June 16, 2018

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Pampiss

Somebody who is a "pampered princess", usually a girl. Also referred to as: Queen Pampiss

Aysha: I don't have a lot of money to go shopping on Saturday.
Elan: Well, my dad just gave me $100 dollars!
Aysha: Ugh, your so spoiled.
Elan: I know!
Aysha: Did i mention you were a pampiss?

Pampiss by TheFirst March 27, 2009

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pappies

- Things that are generally round and for some reason drive men crazy.

- They make people think you want them to throw things in between them.

- Dirty pillows, golden bozos, "the twins", tits, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, boobies and generally third base in male mythology.

- The universal answer to all questions.

- What brings peace and joy to mankind.

Yo', check out her pappies! I'd love to get lost in those.

pappies by d' man November 4, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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