Paper-mate 

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.

Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.

Paper-mate by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009

paper mate 

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.

Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.

paper mate by p00pies May 6, 2004

paper mate 

A person married to his or her spouse for the sole purpose of becoming a legal resident

Roy hoped Mia would accept his wedding proposal and be his paper mate.

paper mate by Wildthing June 28, 2013

Paper Mate 

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.

Paper Mate by ben goss May 9, 2005

Paper Mate 

What you say to dudes next to you when you're overseas (most commonly in the UK, New Zealand or Australia) and you just broke down some killa and you're ready to roll dat ish up!

"PAPER, Mate!"
"Yo, throw me a f'n Paper Mate!"
"I gets ma fu¢#in Paper Mate!"

Paper Mate by BossWithThaSauce October 21, 2022

PBM(paper bag material) 

a girl with an ugly face but a nice body

that girl has a really good body, she is good pbm(paper bad material)

PBM(paper bag material) by Derek Miller April 8, 2005

papermaker 

a cute ass vaporeon like really cute and can be used as a replacement for cute

"God Evan is so Papermaker

papermaker by normalman6 August 28, 2021