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Papal Pound

When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead.
I am a huge germaphobe, so at church i give people a Papal Pound.

Some young punk at Sunday Mass tried to Papal Pound me.

The Pope, Papal Pounded Howie Mandel on the set of Deal or No Deal.
Papal Pound by The Ryne Man October 3, 2009
Word of the Day on May 23, 2010
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Papal Pound

What happens to a little boy's bum when you leave him with a Catholic priest.
Oh lord, you left little jack with Father Grabs-a-butt? He is sure to come home sore after the Papal Pound!
Papal Pound by ep PY May 23, 2010

Papal Pound

The unholy act upon small boys by holy men.
Stick it in the pope. Do the Papal Pound.

Papal Pound

verb.,
the act of a Catholic priest raping a child.
The Vatican has covered up Papal Pound rings around the world.

No one has been excommunicated for child rape. But, they have excommunicated people for marrying a Protestant. See, the church does have morals!
Papal Pound by FatherOReiley May 23, 2010

papal pound

papal pound(money)

when pope/priest rapes kids and gives them money so they will conceal it and dont tell.

its a nonvoluntary prostitution
that priest gave me $600 so i can buy a gun and kill the priest, at least i will conceal it

papal pound
papal pound by njfhfs9 May 27, 2010
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026