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Papal Pound

When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead.
I am a huge germaphobe, so at church i give people a Papal Pound.

Some young punk at Sunday Mass tried to Papal Pound me.

The Pope, Papal Pounded Howie Mandel on the set of Deal or No Deal.
Papal Pound by The Ryne Man October 3, 2009
Word of the Day on May 23, 2010
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Papal Pound

What happens to a little boy's bum when you leave him with a Catholic priest.
Oh lord, you left little jack with Father Grabs-a-butt? He is sure to come home sore after the Papal Pound!
Papal Pound by ep PY May 23, 2010

Papal Pound

The unholy act upon small boys by holy men.
Stick it in the pope. Do the Papal Pound.

Papal Pound

verb.,
the act of a Catholic priest raping a child.
The Vatican has covered up Papal Pound rings around the world.

No one has been excommunicated for child rape. But, they have excommunicated people for marrying a Protestant. See, the church does have morals!
Papal Pound by FatherOReiley May 23, 2010

papal pound

papal pound(money)

when pope/priest rapes kids and gives them money so they will conceal it and dont tell.

its a nonvoluntary prostitution
that priest gave me $600 so i can buy a gun and kill the priest, at least i will conceal it

papal pound
papal pound by njfhfs9 May 27, 2010
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026